Answers to Past Questions

THURSDAY:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell station!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Q: Why do men like smart women?A: Opposites attract.
Q. How do you make a sausage roll?A. Roll it down a hill.
Q. A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he still has the longest beard in town, how is that possible?A. He's a Barber.
Q. How do you stop a rhino from charging?A. Take away its credit card.
Q. How do you keep someone in suspense?A. Oh, I'll tell you tomorrow!
Q. Why did the kids all eat their homework?A. Because the teacher said it was duck soup!
Q. What kind of cheese isn't yours?A. Nacho Cheese
Q. Why did a kid throw a clock out the window?A. To see time fly.
Q. What did one eye say to the other?A. "Between you and me, something smells!" (your nose)
Q. What do you call a donkey with ear muffs on?A. Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q: There is a smart blonde, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first?A: None, because none of them exist.
Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?A. Enough to break the ice.
FRIDAY:
Hans Christian Andersen
SATURDAY:
Lego