Hello everybody: I posted some jokes for you. Please leave your comments for the ones you wants or all of them!1: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
2: Why did the turtle cross the road?
3: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
4: Why do men like smart women?
5: How do you make a sausage roll?
6: A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he still has the longest beard in town, how is that possible?
7: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
8: How do you keep someone in suspense?
9: Why did the kids all eat their homework
10: What kind of cheese isn't yours?
11: Why did a kid throw a clock out the window?
12: What did one eye say to the other?
13: What do you call a donkey with ear muffs on?
14: There is a smart blonde, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first?
15: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Have fun, teacher Silvia.
3 comments:
I don't know any off this jokes.I would like the answer.
2.To get to the shell station.
10.It's Nacho cheese.
3.A submarine with a built in snorkeel.
I really don't know the answers. However, I can't wait to know the answers on Monday.
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